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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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Sunday 18 November 2012 19:12

You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.

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bobman51 15

Sunday 16 November 2014 14:17

I'm done with this website

elizacandle 29

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:15

cut your losses. you can do better

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Sunday 3 May 2015 11:05

sounds like a keeper

8dhollis 7

Sunday 27 March 2016 15:53

Ok your girl had about as much sense as Donald trumps choice of hairstyle

MrGrammar 4

Saturday 13 August 2016 17:26

Good riddance.

saricaste 21

Monday 18 September 2017 2:43

How stupid is she?

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