Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
You should teach her how to play Hide the Sausage.
obnum 19
Please tell me that was sarcasm...
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Comments (168)
flipflapfeng 3
wow my grandma who speaks a different language than me taught me in like 10 min
JustASmallTownBo_fml 7
2 hours?! It took me like 5 minutes to teach my 7 year old brother how to play
RoboCunnilingus 23
Wait until she finds out you made the Rubik's Cube.
peoplepainter 1
You should be grateful...pretty sure you dodged a bullet there.
AtomicRebirth 11
I think you dodged a bullet there, OP.
stormchaser24 24
Well, did you force her to play/learn?
U_GotitDude 18
Darn that sucks man
Glidefedt 6
Are all american girls this ignorant?
kniggit 10
Shut the **** up, we don't need ignorant gits here.
Mearemoi 14
Way to be a generalizing asshole, 57.
SoylentCandycorn 10
I don't think anyone needs to make her feel stupid. You're better off without someone that petty, immature and well... stupid.
RockN 10
Stupid and a drama queen...great