Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I washed the comforter one of my nine-month-old kittens peed on last night. Just as soon as my boyfriend put it on the bed, she peed on it again. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, my one year-old took his diaper off and peed on my chest while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML
Today, I went to change my one year-old son's diaper and it was a total disaster! He'd picked at his diaper and it came loose. There was poop all over his sleeper, and when I went to clean it up, he put his hands in it. Let's just say I threw the damn sleeper away. FML
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UpYourself 0
Haha kids...
Krystakitty 0
Its just what Kids do...as a mom you sjhould know to put a towel under her if shes on your bed and if shes prone to taking of her nappy she should have had trousers or a vest with the buttons done up at the bottom common sense really
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Comments (129)
suzsmith 0
babies will be babies. Can you really blame them?
TedFreakingBundy 0
Maybe it's just me, but I absolutely hate babies.
natalies_mom 0
omg, I can so relate. mine was about that age when she woke up early in her crib and, without making a sound, proceded to take off her diaper and smear the contents all over herself and her crib. By the time I bathed and dressed her the crap all over her crib had dried so I spent the morning scrubbing it :P
xLovey 3
You deserve it for getting knocked up.
thelegendarystm_fml 1
so... **** your life because you're a parent. yeah, that kid's not gonna grow up ****** up.
Amortifiedperson 0
Lady..., Get over it... This is only the beginning just wait until the teenage years. Trust me it the terrible two's all over again. My mother still tells stories of when I was the same age as your daughter of how I would play Picasso on the walls with what was in my diaper... XD
Gitsandshiggles 0
I think this qualifies you as a bad parent if you're posting this as a "FML" moment. welcome to parenthood.
Zwick 0
You're an ass for thinking this is an FML. It's called being a parent. The kid's not even 1, what do you expect?
julesmarie88 0
sweetie i hate to tell ya but thats all part of bein a mommy, i went through it with my little one, hes 1yr now
lolluv 0
she's a baby she can't help it. everything can be cleaned so it's not really a problem.