Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 35
Well, if you couldn't woman up and just tell him how you feel, you can't exactly complain when he dates other people.
gracehi 33
The friend zone: Not just for boys.
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Comments (66)
joromardo 8
Wow, this is a bit eerie for me since the EXACT same thing has happened to me and only about a week ago too. The only difference is I'm male.
xpaulatanx 10
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD if you want him inside you so goddamn bad, you should have made the first move AGES AGO. -_-
inolongercare 19
Guess your advice worked!
ninjamadi 16
I've been there OP. still am. one of my best friends who is also an ex, I still love him, but we give each other advice and stuff for dates and everything. it'll get better OP
cheshireau 26
Been there; experienced that.
Saraishi 25
Do don't that to yourself OP. Being there as his shoulder to cry on or lean on is NOT better than nothing. In fact, it's worse than nothing. Walk away or let him know how you feel.
clair_brodie 35
This is why people need to be honest about how they feel. You are either going to get hurt because you tell them and they do not reciprocate or hurt because you did NOT tell them and they tell you sordid details of their dates. OR they like you back.
venterd 13
Today, another one has fallen into the friend zone. But this one...sheis from the darkside itself.
Madison_Anne24 9
Tell him
itw 6
Ow.... Just ow