Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 35
Well, if you couldn't woman up and just tell him how you feel, you can't exactly complain when he dates other people.
gracehi 33
The friend zone: Not just for boys.
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Comments (66)
Goblin182 27
YDI for not speaking up.
persianchick 13
That must be really hard. I don't think you should say you love him since he is in a relationship but try to keep your distance so that you don't get hurt
ndnpride88 25
Woman up and tell him how you feel. He may feel the same way but afraid to mention it. You'll never know if you don't speak up. You'll get caught in the future saying "I should've told him" while watching him marry someone else.
PinkGlitterBunny 8
You deserve it for being such a coward. It isnt that hard to say "Hey, do you want to grab coffee or dinner and a movie?" The worst he'll say is no. If he does you walk away. If yes then you have a date. Ive asked all of my crushes to go on a date. I'm a girl.
ajs1987 15
I'm a guy and I agree with your advice. One time a friend of mine came up to me and told me she had feelings for me and then she asked me out on a date. I had never thought of her romantically before, but I was so impressed by her confidence that I decided to go on that date with her. It just took that one moment to get me thinking that maybe she would be a great girl for me, and I was right. We ended up dating for a long time. OP just needs to tell him how she feels. Like I said, it only took that one little moment to get me to start thinking completely different.
LycanGod 27
now that sucks big time
domolovesyoshi 33
Move on, stop wasting your time and heart on someone who will provably never see you that way
Fiensmanland 9
You deserve it Op, either tell him how you feel, and move on. Or just distance yourself from him. You are putting yourself through it.
snazzymcwho 21
Oh honey, I know it might be torturous, but walk away from this friendship for your own mental health. Take a few months away, date or sleep around or whatever it takes for you to get over this infatuation.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe good sounding bad advice might have given you a chance to steal him away as your own...
DoomedGemini 38
Yes, ruin a chance for him at a relationship because of your own selfishness. Good way to tell if you truly have feelings for him or not, if you actually care you will put his feelings above your own.
latenerd 11
Sorry OP, can't say you deserve it but you did ask for it. If you have feelings for this guy, be nicer to yourself and STOP being his "wingman", whether you tell him or not.