By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
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Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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Eh it doesn't have to be, depends on the relationship and how you handle it - just explain it was your phone and laugh about it :)

that's just a pro boner case. .

Angelrose2004 17

Stupid autocorrect screws us all over. What a witch!

ChristianH39 30

Hope she has a sense of humor!

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

NotGabe 28

Quick, OP needs to find a boner to choke on! Any takers?

That could work for him, girls like bisexual men.

even if he properly spelt bone i dont think she would give a shit

I guess you could say you're boned

Congratulations, you're now, "that guy"

I don't mind. anything for the pun

Zwerik 31

Hopefully she doesn't think you're just some dick...

Yeah, instead she thinks he was just getting some dick.

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

yeah, i cant really see how this is an fml... wouldnt it just be a "lol autocorrect" moment then the convo moves on?

If she thought it was funny, marry her!

Great criteria for making a life long commitment

No but humor is!

Boneo and Julliet ? perfect.

ahippienamedrae 10

oh nomeo

Why is this down voted

sorenipples 9

Proofread your text messages. Always.

If I were her, I would reply, "oh my god me too!"