By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML
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BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

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hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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interesting33 36

Eh it doesn't have to be, depends on the relationship and how you handle it - just explain it was your phone and laugh about it :)

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tranced_ 44

that's just a pro boner case. .

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Angelrose2004 17

Stupid autocorrect screws us all over. What a witch!

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ChristianH39 30

Hope she has a sense of humor!

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BlackFames 16

Stick with your story, man. That's what I always do.

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NotGabe 28

Quick, OP needs to find a boner to choke on! Any takers?

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Wakachulak 22

That could work for him, girls like bisexual men.

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alexanderavatar 24

even if he properly spelt bone i dont think she would give a shit

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docphilsman 15

I guess you could say you're boned

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Zgamerz 11

Congratulations, you're now, "that guy"

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docphilsman 15

I don't mind. anything for the pun

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Zwerik 31

Hopefully she doesn't think you're just some dick...

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MrSassypants 32

Yeah, instead she thinks he was just getting some dick.

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hotheadslav 17

Just text her back and say you meant bone. I'm sure she'll understand it was a mistake and maybe you guys can laugh about it!

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dyne808 34

yeah, i cant really see how this is an fml... wouldnt it just be a "lol autocorrect" moment then the convo moves on?

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feytensn 25

If she thought it was funny, marry her!

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myGRAM 14

Great criteria for making a life long commitment

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feytensn 25

No but humor is!

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Yazoo77 16

Boneo and Julliet ? perfect.

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ahippienamedrae 10

oh nomeo

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Jashie 18

Why is this down voted

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sorenipples 9

Proofread your text messages. Always.

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MagnusDeus 24

If I were her, I would reply, "oh my god me too!"

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