Intimacy: Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower... - FML

By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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By Infested Girlfriend - 30/04/2020 05:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boyfriend and I are so close that we share everything. This now includes his head lice. Thanks, dude. FML

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By Crabby - 30/03/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Clitheroe

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Today, I had to face up to telling the cute guy I just split up with that I have also probably given him pubic lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

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Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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By bad surprise - 26/01/2009 21:45 - United States

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Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend in the shower. I opened the door and there was a giant shit in the toilet. I pretended I was looking for my hairbrush. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

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Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By krabby patty - 25/05/2018 06:00

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Today, my husband and I mutually discovered that we are both infected with pubic lice. How? I found his and he found mine while we were in the middle of 69-ing each other. So, so gross. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML

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By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

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Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By frustrated - 11/07/2013 04:52 - United States - Antioch

Today, I got head lice, so I went to a store to buy medicated shampoo. When checking out the cashier saw my shampoo and asked me to leave immediately to protect the other customers. He didn't let me buy the shampoo. FML

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Quad17 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:44

Girl, go buy a razor and shave.

liveitlearnit 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 15:50

ughhh. i hope you instantly picked it up, scoured yourself, and then left his ass in there.

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Compass 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:10

STIs, the gifts that keep on giving.

Compass 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 3:15

So by association, anyone who's ever had an STI has had sex with the first person to have it. This is why people should stop having unprotected sex with more than one person for a generation or two until there are no more STIs and the world can have a 7,000,000,000-person orgy/clusterfuck? I'm game.

beachpeach123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 6:20

I just gagged a little.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Friday 21 May 2010 1:01

lol did you use it?

kaydence 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 15:20

good thing you have a Brazilian?

Cnote231 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:04

you're probably less likely to get them if you shave though. ( I know this is gross) but the hair keeps them warm and they probably prefer to be in a place with lots of hair...

cinnomonroll 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 17:21

I agree with #1

cheesiepooh 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 1:20

You shud have used it....

wtfcammelcheese 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 15:35

at least he tried to get rid of it

Impulseforyou 6

Saturday 2 April 2011 23:17

WOW...that is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard...fyl

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