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AllegroRubato Santiago, Chile 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

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AllegroRubato 16

Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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obnum 19

I agree... What!?

smallshaft 10

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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Comments (277)

SettoFail 9

WTF actually though after thinking about maybe she said it because she doesnt make you do it more than once, even though it is a different situation and she still shouldn't have done that

jorankay411 6

WHAT!!!!! Since when is this a problem... I applaud your skills of getting her to do that as its a grand task if I can even get two in a night !

san251 10

Shit Doesn't that just means the sex was enjoyable? O.o lol

CAJustise 9

Right....and then she came back said you were too good looking with way too much money...sure.

daizey 4

Exactly... WTF?!? Well what's one girls tragedy is another girls epic score!!

funnyfails1 13

Yolo You Only Love Orgasms

jacklynpage 1

I would never complain about that, heck if a guy can do that to me id be one happy person

Lady_Bee_fml 13

It took months for me to be able to make my boyfriend come when we started going out, it was horrible because I felt totally inadequate and worried that he'd eventually get bored and look for someone who could do the job properly. Nowadays though, I'll be lucky if he lasts more than 2 minutes into sex *sighs*. Anyway, it's more fun when you reciprocate. So I can completely empathise with OP's gf. It won't always be like this, OP's lady!

jarockstar27 10

Id be thanking you! Whats her problem?!