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AllegroRubato Santiago, Chile 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

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Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D

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I agree... What!?

Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

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oh, well, of course she's pissed. having multiple orgasms is a huge turn-off. i'm surprised more people don't know this. it's in Cosmo. orgasms=bad. very bad.

So... You wanna go out or...?

I_support_u 1

Girls have a similar need to know that they can satisfy a guy as guys do for a girl. Last time I was with a girl, I gave her 2 or 3 without finishing myself. I was ok stopping but I got the vibe that it wasn't 'over' until I finished, so I did my thing. Also an ex told me that she liked having the ability to make a guy cum when she wanted him to. As much as guys and girl are different, we have plenty of similarities. Either way, hope things work out. I support u!

maybe she feels an overwhelming amount of guilt about her skills pleasing you? IDK, but good for you OP :) there needs to more of you in the world

StephenLovesYou 3

Cum*

How dare you! Lol

just goes to show you. you will never understand a woman

She still had energy to rant? Lol

Damn that's talent. Oh and she got some internal issues

hahhaha such a bad boyfriend