Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
AllisonC20 1
Geez, so inconsiderate...didn't you know she was saving some for later lol
capodanno 4
This is either a fake story or she's a real dumbass.
BabyT600 4
You need a new girlfriend!
shadowdragon1 1
What the **** that's a first time I heard of a girl complaining
grizzlegrazzle 2
Bitches be crazy!!
philzilla 1
Sure you did
believe_alanis 8
I Would Never complain about That !!!!.... Let us know when you are SINGLE again :)
Darrek182 4
I call bullshit
dhbbabygirl 6
... Wanna come over...?
advent2060 4
I call bs usure u weren't the one who came too many times and she was mad cuz she didn't get to finish? Lol