Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
mip_92 29
Umm... Shouldn't she be happy that she was able to get off that much? I know I would be What the hell? Haha.
nemcali 34
I'll never storm out because of it. Call me :)
drew60 11
DICK TOOOO BOMB
PrinceOfBritain 20
You know when something is obviously fake? ^
Klwulffy 14
Dumping time!
AshGolfer10 9
ummm........what?
rpitre99 12
you were so good she couldn't handle it