Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
Astrantia_fml 5
she should be thanking you
MsPhotolove 5
What she complaining about? Shoot, i wish that was me having multiple orgasms. I wish i had at least one during sex.
picante72 24
The anti-nympho?
funnyfails1 13
You spelled cum wrong.
lala105 5
Lmao what that's what we want as girls lmao she's crazy
Dfrmr21 5
This is why men will NEVER understand women.
katt_is_here 24
Your biggest problem with "trying to understand women" is that you can not treat all women alike. We are not all the same. We do not all have the same thoughts and dreams. Just like no two guys are alike, no two women are alike. Do yourself a favor; stop trying to understand women and try to get to know A woman.
8eight8 14
would you mind being my boyfriend? hahahaa btw, i agree, your life sucks!
justkush 0
Lucky girl!
Chevydude44_X 12
That makes alot of sense.
Wildghost123 13
that's kind of strange, I would enjoy that