Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
Experiments 11
Well then. Wear a sandpaper condom. that'll stop some.
robbiesmama065 2
You can be my boyfriend! I wouldn't complain once! :)
Sly_Assassin 11
Apparently you're too good for her. Jk but Congrats on that (the too many times part not the her walking out)
enrico_1991 5
ummm.. did I miss something here
Zucua4 7
Smh...aha
OrangeKnife 10
Bs
breezyblue33 19
I wish I had her problem! Lol. Look on the bright side, OP: you're probably good in bed if you can make a girl cum multiple times!
sugarbear0727 19
There is something wrong with her. Lol
Geary519 20
not much else to say just "what?"
krillkel 2
There are women out there who have to suffer through FAKING it once and this bitch has the nerve to complain you've made her feel pleasure too many times? What the hell.