Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
theprincess79 2
I agree too. Why is she complaining?
Derpylicious 3
If she is gonna complain about you doing something good like that just leave her dumb ass.
cool_story_bro14 4
What!! Indeed
saintvixen 2
Wow. I would never complain about that!!
AllegroRubato 16
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
bugmenotmofo 34
You know, I think you could tell her that you enjoy making her ******. I.e. making her ****** pleases you. I can't imagine any argument against that.
tarv 16
Glad you like your GF so much hope it works out and you live happily ever after
SailorSolaris 43
I'm surprised at that. Most guys aren't that mature about it, no matter their age. Way to go, OP! And way to stay faithful! I'm starting to lose faith in people after all these FML's.
Epickitty58 29
I'm really happy to hear that you're choosing to stay faithful! It seems as though nobody does these days, not just based on FMLs. Stay a true gentleman, and any woman will be lucky to have you, and will stay with you. Hope you and her work out this little bump in the road!
HeatherAS77 10
Well that's pretty ungrateful!! How about a thank you?? Don't worry op, there are plenty of other women would appreciate that!! Good job by the way..lol
jem970 19
Damn... I can't even have one! Ungrateful girl... -.-
AmericanBadAss 21
I get so sad when I hear of a young lady that can't ******. Here's a little free advice that has helped my clients --- It all starts with trust and relaxation. I don't know of any guy, myself included, who can get hard when he's stressed. It's the same for a girl. You have to trust that he won't hurt you. Once you're willing to put your life in his hands, you'll be able to relax. Don't tense up. Just let yourself go. When you trust your man enough to know that no matter how you moan, no matter how you sound, no matter how you react in any way, that he isn't going to laugh at you or judge you in any manner, you can just let your body do its thing and you'll be finishing with him and having more orgasms than you've ever thought possible. But it all has to start with trust, relaxation and letting go. Communication is key.
BobbieH 19
It's irrational but it sounds like she is worries about pleasing you as you please her. My wife gets like that, although not to that extent, there's no ranting or walking out. It's a little silly but look at the positive and talk o her, reassuring her that you're being taken care of.
katties 27
Yea, sounds like it to me to - that she's a bit insecure about herself
dhaxor 9
Meh, sex with guys is much better IMO
kalbrek009 20
My ex was worse...she would sleep around on me for making her cum too many times & for our 2-3 hour love making sessions because "she only wanted to cum once & preferred a man to come within 15 minutes or less"....so yeah, wtf is with that? & FYL OP. sorry your (hopefully ex girlfriend) is such an ungrateful tool...maybe she'll end up with a "minute man" & never experience another ****** again..then she'll stop whining about you supposedly being "unfair"
kalbrek009 20
Also, recently my wife had mentioned (after many orgasms) that she has felt inadequate @ times because she couldn't "make" me ******...I just calmly explained that I enjoy giving her that much pleasure & that it doesn't matter to me if I "finish" or not as long as I know she enjoyed the times we make love..she wasn't upset anymore. I guess I kinda jumped the gun on my comment about dumping her, maybe she did just feel bad about not giving you multiples.