Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
Likian5 26
Yeah, how dare you make a woman feel good?!
bookworm713 14
Well just so you know, I'm available.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats odd, when I make my girlfriend come too many times she just goes to sleep.
1dvs_bstd 41
Thou sir, art a stud in bed!
cranker08 10
High five* We won't tell her!
bluevayero 42
how DARE you sir?
jimmyjazz24 4
Dumped??!!
RBntM 10
Your username is funny
Bofferding_fml 6
what, what? in the butt...
laurapiggy 3
For those of us who are alone and getting none she sounds like a complete ass. Like many if the other ladies, you are welcome to move on over to me:)