Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
AllegroRubato tells us more.
Hey, OP here! So yeah, after the fact, I also figured that she felt inadequate, in an "it's unfair that I don't get to please you" kinda way, but it's confusing because it's not like I didn't ****** at all or anything. The way she reacted, though, was a bit over the top. We haven't been dating for that long, though so I'm confident these are just little bumps that we'll figure out on the march :) Haha, and thank you very much to all the lovely ladies who flatter me with their comments. Sadly, I'm gonna have to (very) regretfully decline for now, since I really, really like my gf--even if she does go crazy from time to time! :D
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obnum 19
I agree... What!?
smallshaft 10
Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?
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Comments (277)
goose12321 11
It's probably some weird chick test/trap thing
tlnkerbeii10 3
Totally unfair lol
lucidpattern 6
I guarantee you misunderstood, stupid.
Neligee 9
I think it's just an excuse to get the f*** out of there!
conor12 5
I understand why she was mad! Women don't make sense...
balletteacher 11
Ungrateful little sh$$.
lorraineald 7
That's why you don't sleep with girls who are on their periods!
smileydancer92 2
She's a lucky girl. I seem to be a mystery no man has been able to crack my code lol horror story
Dracoboxer357 36
130- O.o Never??? *Buys you a pity cookie.* :p
challan 19
Lol Draco, I'm in line buying her one right now. I'll buy her one from you while I'm here! Girl, seriously hmu... My mom is a couples sex therapist, I have been raised around this. I can give you mind blowing advice. ;)
dzidziaud 5
I'm in the same boat as 130, and I think more women are than care to admit. Give us your mother's advice, oh wise one :)
AlexRen 21
His name is too funny. You know you mastered giving your girlfriend multiple orgasms.
xmaximusx 12
You make her cum that many times thats alot of cuddling and if you don't cuddle this is the result