By ice ice baby - 8/9/2019 07:00 - United States - Monterey Park

Two Scoops

  Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

The worst part is he stole his best sex moves from Queen and David Bowie.

I'm not sure what the problem is. Ice hasn't worked in a long time, so he might be available to make your dream a reality.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

The worst part is he stole his best sex moves from Queen and David Bowie.

I'm not sure what the problem is. Ice hasn't worked in a long time, so he might be available to make your dream a reality.