Two Scoops

By ice ice baby - 08/09/2019 07:00 - United States - Monterey Park

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Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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The worst part is he stole his best sex moves from Queen and David Bowie. I'm not sure what the problem is. Ice hasn't worked in a long time, so he might be available to make your dream a reality.

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jkjorn 15
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Perhaps your dream was inspired by that post from a couple of weeks ago about putting Ice in your vagina?

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RichardPencil 30
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The worst part is he stole his best sex moves from Queen and David Bowie. I'm not sure what the problem is. Ice hasn't worked in a long time, so he might be available to make your dream a reality.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Don't worry. Tomorrow you'll have forgotten all about it. When he's replaced by MC Hammer.

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jkjorn 15
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Perhaps your dream was inspired by that post from a couple of weeks ago about putting Ice in your vagina?

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baristalbc 18
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🤣🤣🤣

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ElVicioTPD 3

I dunno, I wouldn't mind being able to orgasm on thoughts only.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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YDI for not having an imagination.

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baristalbc 18
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Seriously, there are worse looking guys than Ice. Especially in his hay-day.

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