Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Urges
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Acquired taste
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Pay no mind
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Missed the point
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Nice try
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Digging my heels in
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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Comments (228)
blaaaaakely 0
actually, anatomically humans are herbivores, not carnivores or even omnivores. both omnivores and carnivores have incisors of a sort. as humans, our teeth are dull and not made to grind meat but instead to chew vegetables. look it up. I did a research paper in my college English class and found a great page about it. also, meat-eaters are more likely to develop disorders like ED ;D just an fyi for the fellas, haha.
Carbonchild 0
You must look really odd if you don't have incisors, are you a homeless guy?
blaaaaakely 0
I'm aware we have teeth called incisors, but our "incisors" are dull and not made to grind meat unlike the actual incisors of omnivores or carnivores.. and I wasn't aware that homeless people had different dental structures? that was an awful excuse for a joke :/
emumcman 0
Incisors aren't meant for grinding. They are meant to cut and shear food. All food. Plus we have canines which are solely meant for ripping and tearing meat into manageable portions.
dot1777 0
did you fail the paper?
achristie9 0
Most of the comments on this page are the reason I hate vegetarians. Most of them are such ******* morons. Whether you eat meat or not is not going to save your precious animals, just as many are slaughtered. You're not making a difference. I have no problem with people not eating meat, my problem is with those who cram their beliefs down others' throats because they think they're doing something notable. Does a lion in the wild suddenly decide not to eat it's prey because that's "mean"? It's the circle of life, grow a pair.
KittyKatGirl 15
Most of the comments on this page are saying how they hate Vegetarians. Come on until this post the Vegetarian/non vegetarian arguments were mostly not spoken, and then I can mainly see people against vegeterian, saying as a meat eater myself, this is simply about a dumb vegetarian who made a idiotic bet and deserves it if she actually went through with it, Not which lifestyle is better, don;t make it that.
Twinklestar 0
Just as many are not slaughtered. Less demand for meat = less animals bred and killed for consumption. The OP isn't trying to cram their beliefs down anyone's throats, and as far as I can see, nor is anyone else asides from people claiming vegetarianism is stupid. Lions aren't omnivores and don't have other options, and they way the kill their prey isn't as awful as the way a lot of meat work factories kill the animals we eat. Which brings me to another point; kill your own dinner and eat it before you tell anyone else to grow a pair because lions in the wild kill other animals.
monnanon 14
lions dont keep a farm load of prey and kill them regardless of whether it needs food or not. We do. A lion kills when it need to eat unlike us who kill animals and in a lot of cases process the hell out of them, most of the meat does get used up but some doesnt meaning some of the animals die in vain. Im not a vegi and i understand the whole "they would die anyway" argument. All i'm saying is a little bit more respect towards the animals that we eat (which thankfully a lot of farms, slaughterhouses do have) would not go amiss. To OP what the hell were you thinking, you eat a big mac and your oppossed to animal cruelty? If you are going to make a decision like that at least have the courage to follow it through.
blaaaaakely 0
I can't speak for all vegetarians, but I'm aware that on my own, I'm not making a difference. However, I don't have to take part in something I don't feel right about. I try not to be a moral beacon of superiority, because nobody wants to hear "ew, that's dead animal" or anything of the like. That has less to do with vegetarianism and more with being a pretensious douchebag. Hope that helped put it into perspective a bit.
otakuzakku 0
blaaaaaakely, everything you're saying I'm agreeing with one hundred percent. this guy. :) a lion and a human being have entirely different sets of judgements and if we are to claim to be so civilized and advanced, shouldn't our ethics (namely regarding meat consumption) advance too? To me, it seems a lot of contradicting statements are being offered here. and in regards to all the people stating that vegetarians disgust them and that we need to 'grow a pair', the lack of rational arguments involved with these posts really prove to me that I've picked the 'right side'. :)
joshhh11 0
go **** yourself
8trickster8 0
Haha, after all those long comments, josh's one made me lol, it's like a punch-line.
crusher666 0
how is that a bad thing. meet is good for you.
davek 36
Wow, imagine eating a proper burger then. With actual cheese. And bacons.
jamieboy11 0
big mac more like crap they scraped of the tires if the delivery truck and then threw it on the grill
mistershlong 0
how did this get through? you ate a big mac and liked it big ******* deal
FritoLovesYou 0
Good, now stop being a pussy vegan.
cwark 0
YDI for being a vegetarian in the first place.
jts2x3 1
lol they r nice
DynamicDave 11
This is not an FML, this is a MLIG!!!