Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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grandma_moses 0
after being a veg for 8 years wouldn't the meat have shocked your system into vomiting and ******** your brains out? i think i heard that somewhere before.
thecoolest 0
Yeah. When my cousin was little, all he ever ate was PBJ's and goldfish, and he never wanted to eat anything else, even when his parents tried to force him. They could never get him to eat meat until he was like 8, and by then, his body was rejecting it. He's a doctor now, and he says that if he were to attempt to eat meat, it would **** him up out of both ends, because your body loses the enzymes meant to break down meats.
stillxsearching 3
glad someone finally caught this. this is totally true. after 8 years you wouldn't "love" the big mac. you would be puking it up for the next six hours.
CYNNER 0
agreed. i knew someone who was a vegan for two years and he got violently ill from eating an egg.... fake
AlphaXero 0
I got only 1 thing to say to the OP, and probably every other Vegetarian that is a vegetarian only because they dont like cruelty to animals. Do you know how many Rabbits, Mice, Snakes, Gofers, and other field animals are torn apart and killed by the trucks that harvest all your grains and other veggies? Lots... Lot and lots and lots... So yeah, you can be a vegetarian for that reason, just know that there is still animal cruelty involved. Besides there are plenty of meat farms that treat their animals quite nicely. Not to mention you know, the whole whole eating animals things is kinda Natural. I dont see a Lion not eating a Gazelle because its cruel.
Twinklestar 0
Killing animals for food or accidentally in the process of harvesting food and animal cruelty are different things. They are probably opposed to the way the animals are treated prior to being killed and the awful way in which they are killed. Yes there are some farms that treat the animals well, but I don't think it's as easy to distinguish which meat is which, unlike eggs.
MrBodybagFiller 0
Your belief is dumb any way if we weren't ment to eat meat we wouldn't have the teeth for it face it we are omnivors the top of the food chain baby we eat all.
Squander 3
All those things sound rad to me, I'd try it.
Volcomrox2266 0
don't worry they don't use real meat
airforce987 20
there's a reason why Mmmmm!!! is in meat!
blablaaafuckyou 0
**** you make me sick.
taycandy96 2
well atleast u know u like big macs now....go to mcdonald and explore some more
taycandy96 2
gosh it's life humans eat meat (well some of them don't) and so do other animals....is that so wrong???
NoNameGer 0
as a veggie, never enter a bet like that dumba**
Copilot 0
You are allowed to like meat, being a vegetarian doesn't mean you don't like the taste of meat it means you don't consume meat. Being a vegetarian in the first place is pretty stupid but whatever, you can choose to not have delicious animals, I'll have extras for you.