Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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Comments (228)
_JaneDoe 0
So, I'm a vegetarian. I don't think you should eat meat, but I'm not saying meat tastes horribly. If it wasn't made out of dead animal, I'd love to eat some sausage, miced meat, or other stuff I loved before going vegetarian. You're an idiot for doing a bet like that, if that's really against your beliefs.
Boddmon 0
I'll eat most animal, I don't do rodent though.. I'll pass on the miced meat.
Cthulu 0
what if it was wrapped in bacon?
Boddmon 0
aw no, I'm muslim...
Pearljammer001 0
I get the whole cruelty to animals thing but being vegetarian isn't going to stop that so if you enjoy big mac ass burgers then stop complaining and go stuff your face!
slotch1337 0
good u pussy
mahamii_93 0
how is this a FML? u loved it
Jula_fml 0
hahahaha xD
4ube_fml 6
I'd say YDI for being a vegetarian for the wrong reasons. You can be a vegetarian, that's just fine, but if you are an homnivore you don't neceseraly are "for" the cruelty against animals. Many meat eaters do care about the well-being of animals in general. Having a couple of farms who respect their animals (a "nice" killing...)
Mikeymikey 4
Lol, i think what he means is being a veg because of the way the animals are killed is wrong, that he should have a better reason to be a veg, which honestly i can't find.. :)
happypapp12 0
What is number 33 on about? Is he high or what? Anyways it's your own fault
Mikeymikey 4
lol.... thats awesome!! i think it's time for catch up hey!!! :D
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
I'm guessing if you made such a bet, unless you were 100% positive you wouldn't loose, you wanted a guilt free way of eating meat again, atleast a big mac. If you loved it so much why don't you just eat meat? It's not like every time you eat a big mac they kill a cow out back. Your contribution to vegetarianism on it's own isn't saving any animals.
Rawrified 0
Vegetarians need to watch The Lion King and learn about the circle of life.
ShutterSp33d 0
Loolll. I have vegetarian and vegan friends but I still believe that if God didn't want us to eat meat, there would be vicious teeth on cows and chickens and whatnot.
otakuzakku 0
That would be a good point if god existed.
dot1777 0
hahahaha (:
RustyGuy 0
that would be a good point if the circle of life involved keeping chickens and cows in cages/pens so incredibly small that they cannot move.