Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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Comments (228)
wyld3fyr3 3
YDI for it being a big mac instead of some quality meat. Go eat at a kosher deli or something.
murhaaja 14
hahaha, you're so stupid! you shouldn't eat that anyway, if u didn't want to, no one would make you eat that. or u shouldn't bet about that
csd_fml 5
YDI for accepting a dumb bet when it comes to real, deep convictions. I've been a vegetarian for five years and I wouldn't accept any bet about eating meat.
just_sammie27 7
wow...everyone on here is so defensive and angry. :o. deep breathes people. u can do it.
thisbrokenpuzzle 0
and how exactly is your life ******?
perdix 31
You could be the mascot for McDonald's like Jared is for Subway! Instead of a fattie attaining fitness on their food, you were a vegetarian who was converted to omnivorism by the deliciousness of Mickey D's.
Mahyar 2
how is this an fml if you loved it.. Moderator fail.
rjisreal 0
y wuld u make a bet on it?
jessikahh 0
Well if you think about it Big Mac's don't contain real meat, so technically the bet was null and void :]
Sekococo 0
O.o Mad cow disease ? lighten up people :D