Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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fmlmegaaa 0
you deserve it. I'd understand if you just became a vegeterian but come on. 8 years? that's just stupid making a bet like that. you're weak.
fuzz97 23
don't feel bad. humans are genetically programmed to love the taste of meat and stuff. it dates back to our caveman days.
Mumblstiltskin 0
Then you're not a vegetarian. Are you also opposed to murder of human beings? What if you lost a bet and had to eat a human burger? I bet that grosses you out even more, so you obviously never were a vegetarian. If I had to choose between a beef burger and a human burger, it'd be human all the way. **** people, they deserve it for destroying the planet. So enjoy your Big Mac carnivore.
Boddmon 0
mmmmmmm humannn..
acama23 0
about time you grew up and acted like a real human
r_u_lost 0
I think this is fake. I haven't eaten red meat in about 3 years. My mom made a pot of sauce not that long ago and absentmindedly I had some. It had meat in it. I spent the next few hours sicker than sick (throwing up, diarrhea, etc) and even the next day my stomach still ached. After a certain amount of time, your body stops producing the enzymes needed to break down meat since they are no longer being used (if you don't eat meat that is). I'm sure there is a way to wean yourself back on to being able to eat meat, but you can't just eat a big mac and say "wow, that was great! I feel wonderful!" You would feel like shit before you even finished it probably.
lroy666 0
just so u know mcdonalds burgers are actually mostly soy, thats why u have to flash cook them and not grill them. due to the amount of soy the burgers just fall apart. and just because someone is a vegetarian does not make you a pussy, i mean look at rob zombie. he became a vegetarian in high school but that dude still kicks ass and is an awesome guy to talk to, if you ever get to meet him.
RustyGuy 0
no. just no. McDonald's burgers are beef. soy costs more than mass produced beef, and the ingredients are listed as beef. Its simply more cost effective to use beef than soy. Not to mention the potential law suits from using soy and calling it 100% beef would be devastating. Get your facts straight or at least use your brain before opening your mouth.
rosierosierosie 0
i've never actually had a big mac
DOEETFORTEHLULZ 0
BA DA BA BA BAHHHHHH IMMA LOVIN IT!
hummingbug 2
ha. welcome to the world of meat OP. having friends who haven't eaten meat for a while and then decided to though, my advice is take it slow on the meat eating =). to mumblstiltskin, you make it sound like eating meat is a bad thing when in fact, it is great for your body if you balance it with everything else in your diet. and that's ridiculous to go to such an extreme. human flesh is awful for our bodies and is known to spread disease. you totally blew that way out of proportion. lighten up dude. it's not like the OP told you to eat meat.
pabloinbama 0
meat is good