Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML
Today, I accidentally bought chicken fingers. I couldn't even make it two days as a vegetarian. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML
Today, after working all day to make a big vegan meal for my family, hoping it would get them to become vegans as well, my brother thought it appropriate to pass around a block of cheese for everyone to grate over the pasta dish. FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my cousin texted me, asking how the chicken pizza had settled in my stomach. We got drunk last night and had pizza. I thought it was cheese; it was chicken. I've been vegetarian for 7 years. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
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ANSNIMS 4
It's ok, I don't think Big Mac's actually contain any real meat. Unless by 'meat' you mean grease and newspaper...
Cupcaken 0
YDI for taking a bet that goes against your values in life. that's just stupid.
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purplekites 0
Big deal ive been a vegeterian for about 10 years also and everytime i go to MCD'S i always crave a big Mac, doesnt mean ill ever try it again though unless i made a dumb bet! also after youve been a vegeterian for so long you really woldnt be able to handle meat in your stomach anymore without getting sharp pains and stomach ache!! YDI FOR EATING A COW!
bonesbaby 0
First I am on the app and cannot tell the OPs gender. Second, I have been a veggitarian for just as long. I get that it will taste good. I didn't become a veggitarian because I hate the taste if meat. I did it to change how I view myself. And yes ONE veggitarian may not change much - but 150 cows a year - but millions of kind people who choose to live like me do change it hugely. So it's your own choice but how long have you REALLY been veggitarian? If you folded so quickly on a bet. . .
Boddmon 0
Kind people like you? Are you pointing out that: a. You are a kind person b. All vegetarians are kind c. Those who aren't vegetarians are not kind
Boddmon 0
I'll be your friend, you can phone me ;)
Boddmon 0
That's okay you can call me anyway. ;) For all the homophones out there reading this.. NEWS FLASH: I'M ONLY KIDDING!
Batman4890 0
no shit sherlock they are made to taste nice weather you are veggi or not
Boddmon 0
OP is not a vegetable just a vegetarian.
dot1777 0
hehe
Kezool 1
Good, that is all. We're simply on top of the foodchain, not becuse our amazing strength, speed, or overall looks, but becuse we know how to create tools and use them. If I chose to use said tool to 'murder' myself a cow, cut it up into nice, cookable pieces and eat it with a glass of milk from said cow, I would be doing nothing but being natural. Eating plants, while also natural, is simply a part of a much bigger picture. It's just as wrong to only eat plants as it is to only eat meat, or correction: It's unnatural, like a cow singing opera or a whale operating the new iPhone.
Tonsy 0
good thing you didn't bet on eatin a big carl. it has almost twice the meat for way less cash. oh and you wouldn't have just loved it, you woulda had your first ****** too! hooray for shameless plugs!
yessirfosho 0
You should actually feel pretty lucky. Not having meat in your body for 8years then suddenly eating something as unhealthy as mcdonalds meat could of really made you sick.
yessirfosho 0
Also you should never accept a bet if you cant handle what comes withlosing.
SubjectX 0
not eating meat due to cruelty is a contradictive life if you live in any man made shelter, as to build that house required some sort of cruelty as well as maintaining it. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Darraghscoot 0
YDI for being a big gay attention seeking vegetarian cop yourself on!
oh_darling 0
the fml should be that you writhed in pain for hours afterward from the stomach cramps you would inevitably get after not eating meat for so long.