Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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an_account 0
I think it was a nasty thing for the guy to do. I assume they were in a relationship -- or she wouldn't assume it's her bf -- I try to believe people aren't so dumb. Anyway if this is the case it's completely uncalled for by the guy... although if you're feeling ugly nothing really can make the difference, even a ton of compliments. I have those days fairly often. Anyway it's usually the ugliest girls who feel prettiest and vice versa, so don't get down on her looks already. She feels bad enough!
StarElise 0
he was probably just joking. Boys tend to do that..
Gloria0416 0
Hey, it's a story you can tell your male grandchildren!
Morphs 0
I really don't understand those facebook people....
white_heron 0
You are beautiful!
rosesdarkblue 0
Dump and block.
caZper 4
is this true? well thats really sad. i cant imagine this kind of things happen. maybe im just a nice bf. oh well.
xclegend613 0
send me a pic and i'll tell you if your hott
charlie_mc_daddy 0
thats how i feel its just he didnt say it . it was implied
misfitgirl1988 0
omg what a big asshole dump him