Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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Camy123_fml 0
Omg how sad! :'(
Reyo 2
Anyone else getting the vibe that this "boyfriend" isn't really her boyfriend?
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pepolshet 0
Whats so hard to understand? Lay off the ******* chips fatty....
Ohnothingreally 0
Polygamist?
wakawakawaka_fml 0
You either don't know your boyfriend well enough to know that he was joking, or you don't know your boyfriend well enough to know that you aren't in a relationship with him anymore. I hope you didn't complain about feeling fat and ugly constantly to your boyfriend, though if you did, I'm sure it would explain a few things..
xxXChiiXxx 2
But you know him well enough to know that he (supposidly) IS joking? He could have been serious. -___-
wakawakawaka_fml 0
Somebody decided to ignore the last half of my sentence, tsk tsk.
roundtheworld 0
http://www.sexy-lena.com/?uid=293038
Raiderwrstler65 0
maybe you should try not being so fat.
giganticbrain 0
That's a good suggestion. You should also try listening to people like Raiderwrstler65 more often.
FlyingDutchmen60 0
SLAP HIM!!!
noshitsherlock 0
I'm sorry, but YOU DESERVE IT because CLEARLY, he is NOT your boyfriend. Too many idiot young girls thinking that they're in a serious "relationship"... uh huh
Naima915 1
omg!! well I'm sure that u are beautiful and that he is a big poopie head!! u need to always remember that u don't need a man to make u happy. i know that's a cliche but it's sooo true!! bitch u got it going on!! NOW OWN IT!! AND...also check to see if he was joking. however if he didn't put "lol" after then that's problem and joking over the internet can be a bit confusing!! do yo thang baby!!
8trickster8 0
lolololololol
monkeyfrog4 0
aww man im sorry. i hope it gets better :)
SCO_1130 0
YDI Attention *****