Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
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Comments (206)
claudio117 12
HA #10
FlyingWhisps 5
After that reaction, maybe your fiance "changed his mind" about marrying you. God knows I wouldn't want to be stuck to that for the rest of my life.
PElexander 5
Couldn't agree more. No sane being would have freaked out like that. Not one that I know of anyhow. She just went too far.
carboncopy 4
Amen.
ananonymousguy 0
Praise baby Jesus.
EpicKassi 23
Okay, but #13 he was changing his mind 3 times before deciding to surprise her? Maybe it'd make sense if he did it just once, but he was toying with her emotions.
eminarnar 0
That was bitchy
Emperorerror 8
Are you entirely sure you're not six years old?
yahoowizard 16
Either that or it's a woman...not trying to bring on the feminists, but can you really see a guy doing this
DjeePee 25
Yes, I can. I can even see a guy doing worse things then throwing someone else her/his belongings just on a pile.
TheNewGuy03 29
Last time I saw a dude throwing some shit into a pile, it...man, I don't even wanna talk about it. It was...bad. So bad. |the kid|
FYLDeep 26
He shouldn't have changed his mind (or led you to believe that he did) so many times. If he would have just said he wasn't coming in the first place and stuck with that story, he probably could have still surprised you, without you flipping your shit.
skeezle 0
Fail.
PinkFun1969 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Someone needs to take a niceness Pill. You can make it up to him, get lots of stuff for him for your being disrespectful. smile
skye_tbfh 18
"niceness pill".
FaraPjJammaz 13
At least you didn't do something like putting them in a messy pile and THEN setting them on fire
rattusrattus 19
The pile was possibly a precursor to the fire.
Iceman225 11
clever.
xSonic 9
Don't be a big baby next time
Allie1324 0
If she has another next time
rabbittboi 18
I'm pretty sure they can medicate you until you grow-up enough to act like you are old enough to have a fiancé. Hopefully, he'll know to walk away until you can act like an adult.