Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, 3 weeks after leaving my job, buying a larger car and moving to Ohio so my boyfriend could be near his family, he secretly drove my car and all my belongings back across several states just to break up with me. This was completely out of the blue while I was home visiting family for Christmas. FML
Today, knowing my long-distance boyfriend was cheating on me with a local girl, I decided to make a surprise visit to confront him by showing up to his home. Both of them answered the door. My boyfriend claimed to not know me, and threatened to call the cops. I ended up back at the airport in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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Top comments
MetallicaRules19 4
What is it with women and piles?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm sure you were quite shocked in the end. SUCCESS!
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chels1994 11
In your defense, he probably should have expected you to be extremely pissed if you thought he wasn't coming out... at least you didn't sell anything of his
IntoTheClouds 42
I'd love to see this go to Judge Judy and see her rip you to shreds.
justanotherrando_fml 2
Sounds like your an impulsive psychotic bitch… What would you had done next if he hadn't walked in? Go **** one of his friends? You must take control of yourself before you end up turning your relationship into a huge pile of shit.
justanotherrando_fml 2
Sounds like your an impulsive psychotic bitch… What would you had done next if he hadn't walked in? Go **** one of his friends? You must take control of yourself before you end up turning your relationship into a huge pile of shit.
moderngayfare3 2
F your life? How about F his life.
majorbob10 0
You threw his car?
fricknugget 3
women. smh
niplipsip 9
*children
bizarre_ftw 22
At pic^^ I'm honestly starting to question my definition of swag...? Can anyone give me directions to urbandictionary.com? :)
SAgirl 24
Wow, tantrum much?
Hamcons 1
That's nothing a good ******** won't fix.
Jasonf6 0
What's with women and thinking its ok to do these things?