Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x
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NabbdjuretPerry 0
Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh...
TheWindowLicker 13
At least it wasn't in your boot?
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FrankHotpants 31
Use one of those spells from Harry potter to make it vanish.
Mrsa7x 1
itssss a snakeeeeeeeee!
itsmedc93 7
good thing it wasn't in ur clothes in ur dresser
snake_Girl85 0
Why is this an FML? You found your snake! I can see being a little surprised at having one land on your head, but if you are freaked out enough by snakes that finding it that way overshadows the relief of finding a lost pet, why would you have one anyway?
every1luvsboners 11
Snake_girl ssssssssssssucks.... It's a FML because it's at the top of the page, dip-shit.
ashleeyka 13
If a snake unexpectedly fell on your head after opening an umbrella, would you assume that it was your pet snake or get scared by the fact that it could be one of the thousands of wild poisonous snakes out there? Just saying, if I was missing a snake and that happened to me, I wouldn't "not get scared" because I would assume that it wasn't my pet.
Alexisthebestest 16
Snake_girl...what a coincidence.
Nolnah 14
could of been a lot worse
thisisafunnyname 12
Should've talked to it in Parseltongue
xFullMoonHeartx 7
Was it poisonous?
smartypants9 15
Why the **** would someone have a poisonous snake, and if they lost it, NOT panic about being bitten and dying? Or having someone else die because of it? My logic, thank you very much.
poncho55 40
I have news for both of you: Snakes are never poisonous, though they are sometimes venomous. Huge difference. Huuuuuge difference. :P And FYI, some pet snakes are mildly venomous. Example: Western Hognose.
taazer 12
Was it alive?
deviable 9
Was it ok?
DrDilllonReese 12
Now that just sounds like MY escaped snake ;)