Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x
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NabbdjuretPerry 0
Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh...
TheWindowLicker 13
At least it wasn't in your boot?
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RodStar 0
"There's a snake in my bo-umbrella" -Woody
anettes 7
lmao, that's what you get for having a snake.
meirasanya 10
My friend lost her snake. It turned up 6 months later, 3 doors down the road... in the dentist's waiting room. They called the petshop who, unable to get hold of her, called me as I kept snakes too. Had to deal with screaming receptionists and patients while trying to catch a snake that was only a foot long as she is only a baby and had been living off slugs... people are stupid
Rawr6591 21
And that is why I hate snakes
Isoldael 27
I'm still looking for my escaped snake (not the one on the pic). Checked my umbrella but it wasn't there either :(
obamathellama 0
Was it still alive after a week?
InnerCosmo 5
lol awesome.
sweetheartxoxo88 7
YDI for having a snake in the first place.
lil_vixxxen_for_ 0
42- toy story reference win :) u made my day, quite possibly my week. thanks :D
ballerinaaub 17
I'd shit my pants