Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
lollymay13 tells us more.
Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x
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NabbdjuretPerry 0
Under my Umbrella-ella-ella eh eh eh...
TheWindowLicker 13
At least it wasn't in your boot?
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Comments (140)
raphanne_fml 33
What is that mysterious hissing noise? Snape, Snape, Severus Snape... DUMBLEDORE!!!!
tannerparker16 0
YouTube reference fail
zachherbert 10
I thought it was pretty funny.
j_cat187 20
Haven't seen or thought that since 5th grade. Now I'm a freshman in college. Weird vibe
th4m4ster 6
u have a snake ????
tannerparker16 0
Nope
Jennyboo5797 4
No shit, Sherlock.
panda_heroo 0
What are you,an idiot?
WCARlover 35
If that ever happened to me I probably wouldn't be able to use an umbrella ever again lol. But on the bright side, at least you found your snake:)
nivek_yarb 0
Sssssssssssneaky
lemonkittens 8
SSSSURPRISE! :D
hnz 13
Interesting choice of pet
ShyAnn29 15
Snakes are awesome!
CheddarBug8 20
They like cuddling and don't require much food depending on the species and size :) snakes make lovely pets.
RA661 8
Tired of all these motherf****ing snakes in your mother****ing house?!
ikickgingers 15
Snakes. Why did have to be snakes..?
ikickgingers 15
It*
deviable 9
Thank you for quoting Indy instead of Samuel.
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Hm. My snake got out too. :D
brivielle 15
why do i have the odds hunch that you are referring to some other kind of snake?
rattusrattus 19
I can't help thinking that 'snake' is a euphenism... And than concludes another episode of Dirty Mind Theatre.