By lollymay13 - 11/10/2011 15:22 - Ireland

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML
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Just so you all know, I am not afraid of my pet snake. The FML was a mixture of a) the snake had been in an obvious hiding place, a dark enclosed space, all along. And b) because anything that falls on your bloody head outside is going to give you a fright! He is healthy and happy, he didn't die, and has not escaped since! :) And as for all the St.Patrick comments.... 'driving the snakes out of Ireland' was a metaphor for the Catholics driving all of the Pagans out of Ireland. Of course there are real snakes here.... actually pagans too. Well there ya go! lol :) x

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raphanne_fml 33

What is that mysterious hissing noise? Snape, Snape, Severus Snape... DUMBLEDORE!!!!

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j_cat187 19

Haven't seen or thought that since 5th grade. Now I'm a freshman in college. Weird vibe

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WCARlover 34

If that ever happened to me I probably wouldn't be able to use an umbrella ever again lol. But on the bright side, at least you found your snake:)

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CheddarBug8 20

They like cuddling and don't require much food depending on the species and size :) snakes make lovely pets.

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RA661 8

Tired of all these motherf****ing snakes in your mother****ing house?!

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ikickgingers 15

Snakes. Why did have to be snakes..?

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deviable 9

Thank you for quoting Indy instead of Samuel.

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Omgitsaireyonna 6

Hm. My snake got out too. :D

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brivielle 15

why do i have the odds hunch that you are referring to some other kind of snake?

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rattusrattus 18

I can't help thinking that 'snake' is a euphenism... And than concludes another episode of Dirty Mind Theatre.

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