Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
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Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my boyfriend of eight happy months suddenly broke up with me via text. He'd always insisted that texts were too impersonal. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
In his defense, texts are like gold when they're limited
lollipopz8988 0
Wait...did he text you to tell you he only had 8 texts left?? Because if that's the case why couldn't he have just used that opportunity to cheer you up instead.
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shykneejess 0
So what. Call him then. Of course he cares but how bout you pay for the extra texts then. Sheesh.
KerlyFries 0
You shouldn't have told him something nice only hoping to get something in return. You should have just said "Hey, I had a bad day, care to cheer me up?" or something...then maybe he would have called. He probably just thought you just wanted to talk.
theoldGP 0
what the ****... how is this an FML? he was just being retarded by using a text to text you that he only has 8 texts left.
BooYou 0
What you think he's gonna spend 10 cents extra on some text trying to boost your self-esteem? No way....nooo way!! What is this garbage? What is this? "Oh I'm king of the trees, I'm the tree-mister, I count on them. What sometimes i like to pry i like to stealst"
isantorin 0
agree with #2. Jesus OP, get a backbone. Call him.
Lanni 0
And now he's only got seven...
TheAntiComment 0
if you werent a gold-digger, you wouldve bought him unlimited texts
kellster 2
What an ass! Why couldn't he have used one of his precious, precious eight texts left to say something worth hearing?!
omg_18 0
oh relax. first of all, he said "sorry". secondly, he can't read you mind, he probably had no idea you had a terrible day (probably why he didn't call) and lastly, maybe he meant that he couldn't possibly express his feelings for you under the constraints of 8 texts.
xqme 0
limited texting...no calling probably means he also has limited/no minutes. cheer up and forget about calling. say it in person tonight. :D