Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Top comments
AscendV 19
That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.
briang959 47
He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".
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Comments (49)
HrothgarXII 21
That time you accidentally hit submit before you are even close to being done ... And then your phone dies before you can correct it >_
Exaspera 55
Smack him?!
Badkarma4u 17
Is your boyfriend's name Bane by any chance?
limegreenpoopie 31
What a douche -___-
messymessiah 11
Ignore the "for me" part. you deserve someone better, even if that is yourself
Matt32179 8
Plot twist: he's gay
HollyPolly 19
He seriously thinks you should find him someone better....? Sounds like that was him coming out of the closet. No loss there OP, better off without the insensitive prick anyway.
Unlucky1232 20
I'm unsure if he's a dick or really feels he's undeserving....