Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Top comments
AscendV 19
That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.
briang959 47
He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".
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Comments (49)
vikky538 29
He is a smart jerk. Time to leave
jasonswife423 18
what an ass! but now you can find someone better.
phantomofmind 14
"I was just thinking the same thing. There's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out."
joelp232 17
well that escalated quickly
AdamPractical 18
That's horrible! Please do find someone better than him and tell him to screw off!
sunnyskys 25
the guys an ass but I wonder what face OP gave him.... a possible resting bitch face? May I here the rest of the story??
usmc_sean 8
maybe you're a asshole?
SweetIam 12
More like better off without him!
Loh_Superman 14
YDI Be a better girlfriend?
pandalover69 26
You're joking right? More like she deserves someone better and the fact that he's asking his current girlfriend to find him a new one tells me he doesn't deserve anyone since he obviously doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend.
Bragi 12
25 - Your sarcasm detector is miscalibrated. He almost certainly said that in response to her "look."
Evil_Jester 17
Your boy friend is an idiot.