Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Today, in the same sentence, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to "spend the rest of his life with me," and "I want to break up with you because I can't face your family." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Top comments
AscendV 19
That's awful. He's no better than the next guy, you're better off without someone thinking like that.
briang959 47
He should've stopped after saying "I think it's time you found somebody better".
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Comments (49)
Bragi 12
"No" is an answer and you deserved the snark for that look.
vlalam 24
ouch, that hurts!
Cassandra2015 21
I think it's about time to get rid of him and find someone who's better suited for you. Good luck OP
Eloxia 7
Should have said, "I already found you two, named Left Hand and Right Hand."
amileah13 26
What kind of a break up was that? He's a jerk if you ask me.
the_aspect 28
that's pretty much bad. You deserve better than that.
Roxas_hearts 27
Smile at him and hand him some toilet paper. "To keep it clean for the new person" you say and point him towards the toilet.
ale1139 20
I hope that after he said "For me" you unleashed the most violent kick in his balls... Like we say in Italy: "Che stronzo"! which is Italian for: "What an asshole"!
Badkarma4u 17
Yeah no, that woukd be dumb. Kicking a man anywhere because you don't like what he said could either get you arrested or beaten to a bloody pulp. This isn't the movies.
katrynaalyse 7
What a self conceited dick! I'm sorry he turned out to be such an asshole!
Mirorbo 27
Balls of steel or profound idiocy? Hard to tell here.