Miscellaneous: Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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Numb

By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

DocBastard 38

Monday 14 April 2014 15:37

You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth - Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.

antonia789 17

Monday 14 April 2014 15:36

Well at least you'll never see her again..

Comments

dimerneckel 22

Monday 14 April 2014 19:57

You should have taken the time to explain it to her!

Omniprism 14

Monday 14 April 2014 20:24

Why were you chewing gum with your mouth all funky? You kinda deserve to be embarrassed. But I didn't vote that way jsyk.

robc32ca 4

Monday 14 April 2014 21:15

Doesn't make sense that you tried to smile and spat your gum instead Also, you should never chew gum with freezing, most people know that

worldclassrager 39

Monday 14 April 2014 21:22

Better luck next time

rachangie 19

Monday 14 April 2014 21:50

I'm sure if you ever bump into her again you can both laugh it off after an explanation. If she isn't able to laugh it off, oh well, life is too short not to laugh at yourself. Write it off as a lesson learned about chewing gum after mouth numbing.

Death69 24

Monday 14 April 2014 22:10

Let's look for this girl's FML. Where she says: "Saw this cute guy on the bus. Gave him a smile. He spat his gum at me & then proceeded to get off the bus altogether. FML."

martin998877 12

Monday 14 April 2014 23:39

You wouldn't have got anywhere anyway. Chewing gum is a real turnoff for most people.

Moonlightring 14

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:02

I've had my lips numbed for a dentist appointment too. It really sucks in general because it feels really weird to eat and talk

mchmelev1993 10

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:32

I would pay to see that D: hehehe sorry

ashjo 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:35

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