Miscellaneous: Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 10:12 - Malta - Qormi

Today, after a dental appointment, my lips were numb. On the bus on my way back home, the cutest girl smiled at me. In attempt to smile back, I forgot my lips were numb and ended up spitting my chewing gum at her. I had to switch buses. FML

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By soccer_bball - 14/10/2013 19:32 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was at the dentist. I ended up having some work done and left with a numb mouth. I have school pictures in less than 2 hours and I can neither smile nor stop drooling everywhere. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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Stiff upper lip

By Diana - 26/01/2024 00:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML

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Numb

By A.J. - 13/04/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By My spit everywhere - 30/12/2015 07:48 - United States - La Grange Park

Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 14 April 2014 15:37

You were chewing gum with numb lips? Really?? You should do what I do after getting lidocaine injected in my mouth - Mumble incoherently and drool like an idiot.

antonia789 17

Monday 14 April 2014 15:36

Well at least you'll never see her again..

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barlos88 19

Tuesday 15 April 2014 2:27

Hey sharing is caring

alicat13 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:22

People who chew gum look disgusting already. You most probably had turned her off before you spat at her.

xebi 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 9:28

I don't really understand why you didn't apologise to her, OP. Personally I'm quite socially awkward so would find it hard to start talking to someone but I wouldn't have thought excusing yourself would be that hard. A little rude not to, no? And an explanation would be a cool icebreaker.

Attacksloth 33

Tuesday 15 April 2014 12:35

She had enough of your lip.

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 15 April 2014 16:16

Unless your method of smiling drastically differs from mine, I'm going to call shenanigans on this one.

Lanzoni 4

Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:13

Chewing gum after a dental appointment? This just screams fake to me

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 16 April 2014 5:40

Why on earth were you chewing gum after a dental appointment? I had to have a deep cleaning last year, and after they did my lower teeth, I couldn't think of eating or drinking, much less chewing gum. It felt weird enough trying to drink water after the half hour was up. (After I had my upper teeth done, I wasn't nearly as miserable.) And after I had a tooth extracted in the summer, I was on a soft foods diet for a week and had zero appetite. I couldn't imagine chewing anything.