Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
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Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, my husband and I were home alone and we wanted to do the nasty multiple times before our kids got back from school. He lasted less than two minutes, then fell asleep. It's been 6 weeks since my last orgasm. FML
Today, after 10-plus years of marriage, my husband still gets off after 5 minutes. I find myself just wanting to just go down on him, instead of being unsatisfied right when I start to get into it myself. FML
Today, my husband and I are celebrating our 5th wedding anniversary. It's also the 5th anniversary of the last time he made me orgasm. FML
Today, my wife and I used to have sex at least 5 times a week, but since we said "I DO" at our wedding I’m lucky to get a shag once a month, and you can forget about blowjobs, I’ve not had one since before the wedding. Nothing about our life has changed to cause this, except we’re married now. FML
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML
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stickyface 16
There are multiple, um, techniques to ensure mutual satisfaction. Simultaneous ****** during intercourse isn't the end all be all to measure sexual adequacy by. Give him a break and be more open minded and creative. It sounds like he's worth the investment.
RichardPencil 30
Well, you need to speed it up! He's got other things to do and can't waste time just because you're slow.
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stickyface 16
There are multiple, um, techniques to ensure mutual satisfaction. Simultaneous ****** during intercourse isn't the end all be all to measure sexual adequacy by. Give him a break and be more open minded and creative. It sounds like he's worth the investment.
RichardPencil 30
Well, you need to speed it up! He's got other things to do and can't waste time just because you're slow.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
It's actually quite uncommon for men and women to climax at the exact same moment. Not impossible, but definitely not something that happens every single time you have sex.