Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
Today, I packed my bags and left for the airport. When I passed through security, the X-ray scanner discovered that my cat had also come along for the ride. FML
Today, I was drunk in a hotel lobby with some of my cousins. I went out on the patio to get some fresh air when I saw a black cat in the bushes. I went straight over to it and started to pet it. I realized too late that the black cat was actually a skunk. FML
Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML
Today, I took the wrong train and didn’t realise it until it arrived in Aberdeen. Eight hours from where I was meant to go. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML
Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML
Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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auburnvans 0
How does this **** your life?
cpatrick820 3
SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.
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Comments (77)
DeepSouthEmo 0
ragsy 7
There's a Polock joke in there somewhere
perdix 31
You probably sucked in exhaust fumes from the train and it made you wacky. Your drug dealer won't be happy that you've found a new way to get high.
aprilv 0
lolololololololololololololol
oxrox 0
So?
MomoPeach 0
Hahaha. That made me laugh. (:
mps1969 8
And I figured out it was a skunk would've been better .
goldpeaches 0
happened to me. only i was drunk and it was a magpie not a cat. you'll survive.
silentfog 0
it's not hilarious either
Tripout 0
OMFG HOW WILL U EVER GO ON WITH UR LIFE I WIRRY FOR U SO MUCH MY HEARTS BROKEN worries gone n so is the point to this fml. you should get glasses or at least some rest