Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
Today, after months of unemployment, I finally started at a new job. The building burnt down on my very first shift. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, my life finally seemed to be getting on track after recovering from major depression, paying off most of my debt, and scoring an amazing job. And then I woke up. FML
Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
Today, it was my two-week anniversary of starting my new job, after over a year of unemployment due to Covid. It was great, I was getting on with people, and it actually felt like a career where my skillset was valued and I was appreciated by the management. I showed up to work this morning to find it had burned down. FML
Today, after supporting my man during his year of unemployment and job searching, he came home from his first week at his new job. He brought me a little gift: The flu, courtesy of his new workplace. FML
Today, I finally got a job after nearly two years of unemployment. My boss is amazing, my coworkers are fun and helpful, and the pay is great. There's just one issue: it seems as though nothing can change the fact that I simply do not enjoy the job itself, even though I really thought I would. FML
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
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leafeon523 20
Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!
gosh_mate 30
That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!
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Comments (64)
Cads1 24
Not so sure the universe is responsible for that.
brendejafulable 41
I don't see how you're blaming the universe. Take better care of yourself.
lovelockdown23 23
how does this mean she isn't taking care of herself? smh the ignorance is real!!!
PANDORUM89 21
you can literally get a yeast infection from anything. some people are just more susceptible than others. Like I have a friend who gets them if she is sweaty for too long in a day, eats too many sweets, forgets to shower everyday, has sex, wears pads, basically she's on special meds to help with the pH and is eating enough yogurt to kill someone with a lactose intolerance. I on the other hand have only had one my whole life and it was due to BC. not me not showering for multiple days, working outside all day in 100degree heat and high humidity, riding horses, falling asleep in my bathing suit, etc. Taking care of yourself is not the defining reason someone gets a yeast infection, sometimes their flora is very sensitive and can be thrown out of balance easily. I feel like this is like blaming someone with lice for being dirty when in fact lice prefer clean hair. smh read up people.
sleepyfires 20
Laci Green has a video on how to help in quickly curing yeast infections.
WOTAN1488 24
At least its curable.
Cassandra2015 21
The problems of being a girl eh .
Eliiara 11
Better get on that moniSTAT. Seriously...it works and I hope everything clears up ASAP.
anonamous14 9
Those are the worst. Diflucan will clear you right up
arrowgold 19
Hopefully it didn't impede you from attending your first day.
worldclassrager 41
Well instead of watching the world burn it looks like the would will watch you burn
vikky538 29
I thought i could say "when life gives you lemons...." But never mind... Get it treated and let that affect your job.