Today, after 2 months of searching, I finally found a good, stable job. How does the universe reward me upon waking up on my very first day? With a burning yeast infection. FML
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Top comments
leafeon523 20
Maybe the universe is just burning to see you succeed!
gosh_mate 30
That's just a small stumble, at least you've now better set-up for the long term!!
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Comments (64)
bexchili 6
"I've got a bad disease..." (yay RHCP!)
rhcpgurl 18
You get me. Thanks ;D rhcp!
SauceySarah 30
Up from my brain is where I bleed.
bexchili 6
Haha, this is making me way too happy... I just love finding fellow fans. :')
rhcpgurl 18
fo' real girl <3
snipesrock 9
gg universe. gg.
Hauclir 14
The universe must have balance.
Mirii 8
Hey, Johnny Cash had that burning ring of fire- look at his career!
mattrd_fml 31
monistat 1!
Josh742 9
The Y.I is temporary and hopefully the job is Permanent..Good Luck OP
blackwidowtaco 31
Could have been much worse, you could have overslept for your first day of work.
briannemullen 5
Cranberry juice and antibiotics will help. Or an over the counter cream. Don't let it ruin your happiness over your new job!
weatherxveins 29
I believe you're thinking of a UTI.
Anro_fml 17
That's unfortunate! Infections like that are the worst.
britbrat237 14
ouch:/