Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
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Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
That's it then, there's no other way, you'll just have to burn the house down now.
kitty54321 18
You didn't find out by trying to cuddle it did you!???!? Uggggggghh.
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Comments (59)
egr12345 13
At least it was furry like the rest of them!
Pinkiss_fml 21
I keep a blowtorch at home for this reason. Easy bug extermination.
worldclassrager 41
Time to burn all the animals...it's the only way to keep the house...even though one means more than that
mollydick 12
good lord
ItalianGuy23 6
I bet you don't have any moths. positive
Gaviskar 9
YDI for owning a stuffed animal collection
SPN_lover666 27
Why is it a YDI? Many women have a stuffed animal collection. It could be a collection she had since she was a little girl
annie_zoo 27
could you please not be so judgmental, #43
BrokenMindFrame 4
Oddly I want a stuffed tarantula now. Anyone else?
SPN_lover666 27
Amazon has a few cute stuffed tarantula's. I want one after looking it up.
teddybear208 9
nu nu nu **** that burn the whole house down
limegreenpoopie 31
You have a new pet xD!
blackcatgirl46 21
I have extreme case of Arachnophobia. No no no no!! I will fu#%ing scream and run away! Including wash all those stuff animals into the washing machine! Even my clean my whole bedroom! ??