Kids: Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally...

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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By AntSimo - 19/05/2009 07:46 - South Africa

Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML

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By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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NitroTonicsFML 4

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:02

Karma will him someday.

xMafia 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:04

OMG. That punk deserved more than just a punch in the face. What a lowlife. Don't worry, he'll get his retribution.

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wanted4myeyez 7

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:19

sounds like he was the one with the meantal problems. I would have done the same...but wouldn't have got caught.

scippy 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:28

fyl op but u shud of dragged him to a quiet corner and do more damage!

lolaisagirl 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 22:36

i know how you feel OP my sister is handicapped and one time she was giving a presentation in front of a group we belong to and one of my friends raised his hand to ask her a question and before she could answer him, this little brat told him to put his hand down that she cant answer questions.. even though shes perfectly capable of doing so, she's even graduated from hs.. I was only about 11 at the time and i tore into that girl, really yelled at her but I wanted to jump across the table and beat the crap out of her.. I'm pretty protective over my big sister.. kudos to you sir for standing up for your son and teaching him not to take that from anybody.

DeDe88_fml 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:06

I hope u got him good

SilverChrono 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:25

Hope he lost a few teeth and has some black eyes.

sublime420 11

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:30

Hit somebody, get arrested. Get the **** over it.

hapahaole85 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 23:38

you did the right thing!

someone234 5

Friday 31 December 2010 0:31

u did the right thing

liyah0618 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:34

I usually don't promote violence but in this case, I'm with you. He deserved it and I wouldn't done the same thing but it wouldve been more than a punch in the face. That's some serious shit and its immature for him to act like that. You did good!!