Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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triplethreat13 0
haha i love how you worded the FML. quite humorous.
Imawhalerider 0
knocked its lights out
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Comments (94)
jumperdreams 0
Sometimes people act before they think, i know i do
ledandelion 0
Poor moth:[
dashizyokaydee 0
lol!!!! haha nice writing though! that sounds like something i would do
uthinkurhot 0
for the people who are saying YDI ... what else r u going to do??! let the moth have a family in ur house??
iSmellNice 2
No, but at least wait for the moth to get off of the light fixture
sugar_bear 0
I doubt the lighting fixture was as graceful as the moth.
Zakky_Ketchup 0
You never know. The light fixture could've had a parachute.
leeny_fml 2
Why a shoe??? YDI for not using a kleenex or something that won't knock the light fixture out too.
NoMercy_fml 0
You got you're lights knocked out?
tapesculpture 0
karma's a bitch.
Zombierella 2
why kill it? you could have caught it in a jar and set it outside... moths are cute :c and that way you dont have to have smushed moth stuff on the cieling :D
ml35 0
i hate people like you. all of your silly 'catch it in a jar and put it outside' there are so many to go around. its a moth. she's fine.
Sprinter136 2
There's so many people to go around too, does that make it okay to kill them? And before you scream about OH PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN ANIMALS, both are ******* ALIVE. That's the main point. Not that one is less useful than the other. With your logic, we should kill children and mentally retarded people because they're not as intelligent or 'important' as we are. That's what you say about animals, isn't it? That we're better and have more rights to live because we're smarter? You're being hypocrites.
TuucciZ 0
Comparing moths to people is a flawless argument.
EGA_fml 0
Karma's a Bitch