Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML
Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML
Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I tried to smack a fly that was buzzing around my room. I ended up hitting the wall a little too hard, scaring my cat, who jumped up and ran under the bed, knocking over a lamp. The fly is fine. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML
Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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triplethreat13 0
haha i love how you worded the FML. quite humorous.
Imawhalerider 0
knocked its lights out
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Comments (94)
deathproof_fml 0
I cannot believe there's actually people yelling at you for killing a moth. ******* morons. Especially #53.
ml35 0
hahahah. for every bug you guys don't kill, i'm going to kill 3. hows that
jacklol 0
**** moths
silkee_shiny 0
At least the lighting fixture fell gracefully as well........
treminaor 0
One time at summer camp I swatted at moth with a pair of boxers and inadvertantly hit the 4 foot long light fixture behind it. The light fell half way out of the ceiling and I proceeded to stand there holding it up for thirty minutes waiting for the matinence guy to show up while my friends laughed uncontrolably. I feel your pain.
PennyAnna 3
NEVER HIT MOTHS ON LIGHT FIXTURES. Just try to get them to move somewhere flat. *shakes head*
NoMercy1 0
How can anybody not think this is your fault? You sir, are a simpleton.
sunkissdluster 0
You seriously get annoyed by a little moth? You sound like an unpleasant person to be around... both easily perturbed and dumb.
TrackLifee 2
IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR TRYING TO END A PRECIOUS LIFE. People who KILL BUGS or EAT MEAT disgust me. How someone can end lives like it's nothing is something I will never understand. Life is precious and beautiful and should not be taken away ever ever ever. I cry when I see someone kill a bug and I'm 15. Don't. End. Lives. K?
csd_fml 5
TrackLifee - my thoughts exactly. & at least the meat eating is supposed to be justified though in most cases it's not really these days, but I hate it when innocent little beings are killed for nothing. Like flies - okay, they may be annoying and dirty, but they're harmless (at least if you wash your hands as you should, they are). I have a phobia of butterflies/moths and yet I never want them killed, just out of my room and alive. I clicked YDI too because OP had no real reason to kill that moth.
DameGreyWulf 1
There is a lot more to do about a fly than washing your hands. They rot your food. And shut up, it's just a bug. His getting too annoyed by it is just as stupid as you getting too PETA about it. Other animals kill other animals, why's it so wrong for us, eh? Meat tastes ******* good and gives you proteins. Sure, it can make you fat, but so do fruits. Eat food right and you're good to go. Oh, and by the way: PLANTS ARE ALIVE TOO, GASP.
bexox 0
Isn't there some red paint you should be throwing?
JonnyNotBravo 0
lol.. so the light ficture came down gently too..? and 69 heres an example what if a moisquito was about to suck your blood would you want to have a itchy moisquito bite or not have a dam moisquito bite.