Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, a customer filed a formal complaint with corporate about me, because I wouldn't help her find things she wanted while I was off the clock. We were in a completely different store than the one where I actually work. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
He should have left a customer review. "10/10 would rob again".
miaaxoxxo 16
I know how you feel OP. I work in retail and get yelled at by managers all day long for shitty customers "complaining." don't let it get to you!
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Comments (83)
DA3Z 16
That makes about as much sense as taking marital advise from a bank robber...
danidez17 3
That's when you say "You can take this job and shove it up your ass. Thank you have a nice day"
AggieMike77 12
Your manager is a ******* idiot.
samlovesham1234 9
More evidence that society as a whole is de-evolving.
Sangue0608 26
Because that would solve everything
bosco556 11
This is probably the most fake FML I have ever read
Simbaby 23
Oh yes, you're supposed to be nice to a guy who probably has you at gunpoint And was attempting to rob your store . No attitude or your fired .
deviousangel89 13
Seriously? It was a robber... Take that with a grain of salt.
chickenorange 2
This should be on Not Always Right.
shinikageWolf 15
How to give quality service to a robber. "May I take your order?" "Give me all your money!" "Will that be all for you today?" "Give me the Fu#%ing money!" *empties register onto a tray.* "Have a nice day." Smiles*