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sam882 Saegertown, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

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I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha

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I've heard that disgusting line before from a few buddies. The worst one I've ever heard is "I would suck a fart from her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

What the ****? FYL

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So that's what passes as a compliment these days, huh?

badluckalex 23

That is probably the most disgusting thing I have heard this morning... or my whole life. Sorry OP, that guys deserved to get a swift kick to his meat stick.

You must have some great dirty bath water.

Do you use lavender salts? Could be delicious... Just saying

Did you ask if he wanted bubble bath water or just regular?

I say you go play in mud for a bit before showering

Guys can be such creeps...

Tumblr inhabitant I see.

Nope, never made a tumblr. What made you say that?

absolutely creepy and revolting.. is th at even real? why, just why?

Well...that's disturbing