Kids: Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!"...

By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By Yoda - 08/07/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

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By pixkalexi - 20/05/2013 20:14 - United States - North Easton

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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By awesomekidsmum - 18/09/2011 01:20 - Canada

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By paperbagofdoom - 29/05/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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Saturday 17 January 2015 18:57

Well, their parenting was done half right. At least he knows who Chewbacca is!

danceinconverse 25

Saturday 17 January 2015 18:54

Might be time to invest in a razor.

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Weiss_Schnee 14

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:00

Are you a man or a woman?

jleon3 4

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:00

I don't see a problem with this, just give him a Wookie roar next time

stupidface15 16

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:01

on some planets, that is a great compliment

Exodiafinder687 58

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:04

Especially on Kashyyyk. What Wookiee wouldn't want to be mistaken for the great one who helped take down the Empire?

Exodiafinder687 58

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:02

Could be worse. You could look like Jar Jar Binks.

EmoKami 21

Sunday 18 January 2015 1:13

This is my exact thought, nobody likes Jar Jar Binks!

embuls 13

Sunday 18 January 2015 6:02

Maybe yousa dun like 'em. Maybe otha peoples deww

jleon3 4

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:03

Jaba the Hutt would've been MUCH worse

Darkness_Hate 29

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:05

We need to know if you're a guy or a girl. If you're a girl well FYL for sure.

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:20

I think it's time to shave buddy

thes7274473 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:23

At least he didn't call you Jabba, or a Bantha.

xluciferx666 21

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:23

Don't feel bad I have been called Sasquatch

Karrthus_fml 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 19:23

I know your pain

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