Kids: Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there...

By Kidsthesedays - 09/11/2015 19:33 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, a kid came into the classroom I teach in to tell me there was "something" in the girls' toilets. "What kind of something", I asked? I was not expecting the answer "A period mural". FML

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By shitttyyyday - 14/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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By anonymous - 09/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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By iluvcoconutrough - 02/07/2009 04:34 - New Zealand

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:06

Okay Carrie

betweenwinds 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:05

They were right. That's certainly something.

Comments

FilipinoDude9 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:04

Oh my.

wildnargles 15

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:05

That's..... creative

betweenwinds 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:05

They were right. That's certainly something.

CAC_Boomerang 24

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:06

Well... That's just bloody brilliant.

LyricaSilvan 29

Tuesday 10 November 2015 12:21

I choked on my soda because of your comment. Jesus...

WinterChild 20

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:06

Okay Carrie

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 10 November 2015 15:33

I'm reading that boom right now! I've got to say it's quite weird but very interesting.

gogo44444 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 23:19

#34 I don't think you can read an explosion

chrisbeaudoin 26

Wednesday 11 November 2015 6:45

Lol, don't you just love keyboards? Book*

gogo44444 28

Wednesday 11 November 2015 22:50

Ok there was a comment and I replied to what you see on top but then the person deleted their comment so ignore it!

chrisbeaudoin 26

Tuesday 17 November 2015 5:26

You're welcome

Mackade 18

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:07

Why are some people so gross?

bianca131 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:08

That's just wrong.. ahaha..

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:12

What kind of sick **** of a child would do that...

GAeroNKissR 26

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:15

let's just hope that's all it was...

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:20

"That's all it was?" What could be added to that to make it worse?

chinaski7628 32

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:28

I had an unknown student take a shit outside my classroom door once. Never found the culprit, but something tells me I was not that kid's favorite teacher....