Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
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MiaPine 12
What is wrong with nature?!?!?
Welshite 40
Even nature has martyrs.
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Comments (91)
shinikageWolf 15
I don't understand bugs. I had a fly just swoop in and suicide bomb into the water I was using to clean the dishes.
protoskore 27
sounds like a good name for a team, you know - the flaming hornets
hanabi12 6
I can imagion the wasp yelling ALLAHU AKBAR e.e
juice723 9
Op here, just wanted to say thanks for all the hilarious comments! Fortunately I don't have any major face burns, just a painful red mark, and at least I wasn't stung, too!
Black0ut247 5
Flaming Hornet of Death!
drake_b3 12
Sacrifice!!
snyder94 5
Hornet: Teehee, this shall be quite the whimsical experience :3. *Flys into candle* Hornet: (Gannon Voice) IT BURNS!
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Clearly it was possessed by the spirit of a Japanese kamikaze pilot.
TogeBara 12
fun fact: kamikaze means God's Wind or God's Breath.
kinky44 28
No it means Divine wind. Divine=/= god
davidpropert 32
Flaming Hornets kinda sounds like a cool team name...
RenoTheRhino 30
Shit.