By burningman - 22/01/2015 10:40 - Germany - Darmstadt

Today, a homeless guy tried to light my hair on fire with a match at the bus stop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 971
You deserved it 2 675

Same thing different taste

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randomguy76 14

He just wanted some warmth and was being resourceful. Don't be so selfish OP, you should have offered up your hair to him anyway.

Taking saying "you're on fire" to the next level

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I'm really hoping that 'tried' was the key word, and he didn't actually set your hair on fire

That's what you get for having a house? I've been attacked by homeless people multiple times in my life, and it was never for any real reason. Gotta keep your head on a swivel. Glad you didn't burn to death!

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Maybe he just wanted to add to your hotness

He doesn't seem like a very bright spark...

I dont want to live on this planet anymore

So which planet that can sustain life as successfully as Earth do you plan to live on?

was there any reason he did not like your hair...in any case that's crazy...if he wants to get warm he has has set the fire with paper or wood...not with hair...

Sorry, but I couldn't help but laugh at that. FYL